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  • Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

    Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
    How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    The Toilet Paper Roll?Does it Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Dinner Dishes?Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Loss of Identity?Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Learning How to Find Things?Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Health Watch?Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
    Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Learning to Live?Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy?Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    The Stove/Oven?What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


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